: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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