so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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