Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
