Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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