gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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