Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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