I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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