Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
it's like heaven, but drunker
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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