Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Congratulations! We have a period
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