God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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