Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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