I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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