every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
