we're blogging at a bar
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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