You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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