Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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