Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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