I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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