I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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