Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
third nipple confirmed
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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