We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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