can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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