Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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