I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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