She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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