yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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