So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
