I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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