Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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