just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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