Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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