we have pet lesbian snakes
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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