this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
operation have a gay friend backfired
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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