yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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