Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
splinters make it hard to masturbate
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Someone signed my nipple.
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