Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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