I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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