I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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