At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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