i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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