I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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