Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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