shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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