OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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