Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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