We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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