As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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