Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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