Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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