Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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