so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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