You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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