My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
MIDGETS
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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