They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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