i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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