He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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